JoePa
I rip it hardcore like porno-flick bitchesI roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits
Check it, my method on the microphone's bangin'
Wu-Tang slang, I'll leave your headpiece hangin'
Bust this, I'm kickin' like Seagal Out For Justice
The roughness, yes, the rudeness, ruckus
Redrum, I verbally assault with the tongue
Murder-one – my style shot your knot like a stun-gun
I'm hectic, I wreck it with the quickness,
set it on the microphone, and competition get blown
by this nasty-ass coacha – also known as JoePa,
charged like a bull and got pull like a trigga
So bad stabbin' up the pad with the vocab, crab
I scream on your ass like your dad: "bring it on...”
Check it, my method on the microphone's bangin'
Wu-Tang slang, I'll leave your headpiece hangin'
Bust this, I'm kickin' like Seagal Out For Justice
The roughness, yes, the rudeness, ruckus
Redrum, I verbally assault with the tongue
Murder-one – my style shot your knot like a stun-gun
I'm hectic, I wreck it with the quickness,
set it on the microphone, and competition get blown
by this nasty-ass coacha – also known as JoePa,
charged like a bull and got pull like a trigga
So bad stabbin' up the pad with the vocab, crab
I scream on your ass like your dad: "bring it on...”
What’s left to say after this brilliance?
vs.
DMBMeg
Usually, we get crap from journalists and shitty, wannabe rappers, it’s time this blog made some attractive enemies. We’re ambitious, damn her looks, it only highlights how ugly the rest of us bloggers really are, a hideous scourge. Don’t fall under her spell, sure she’s part Charlize Theron, Naomi Watts and Eva Mendes, but she’s also part Isaac and Malachai, because that’s how the Blue Man wanted it. Sure she’s a smartass and likes drinking, football and kicking ass in NCAA Tournament pools, but she also adores Tom Cruise and chose him as her avatar, that’s right, this guy, also seen here:
Great Xenu’s ghost!
Vote for Joe. Vote like the wind.
On a serious note, we heartily endorse donating towards her participation in the 2008 NYC Triathlon.
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5 comments:
Oh Jesus that picture is over here too?
Also, for the record. That isn't "Tom Cruise". It's TJ Fucking Mackey.
I wanted to post the other one picture you ran with your leman post, but it's not attached to an address. I'm very familiar with Magnolia, Meg, source of your blog name and respect the cock. Paul Thomas Anderson movies are all spectacular.
Nick,
I think you broke The Nittany Line with all the links. The linky machine won't work now.
Shut up and vote.
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