Showing posts with label TNL Balls Of Steel Award. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TNL Balls Of Steel Award. Show all posts

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Blog Chips hearts JoePa

I was going to do my Former Foes post today because I know all of you are waiting with bated breath for my Akron – Buffalo analysis but there are some good things in these here intertubes today. Let's start with the on the field stuff.

OMG!! I didn't even know he was hurt!

File this under "I didn't know and I'm glad I didn't":

Penn State linebacker Sean Lee is practicing and expects to play this weekend against Michigan despite tweaking his sprained left knee last week… Lee played mostly on passing downs, finishing with two tackles.

Lee said Wednesday he "felt a little twinge" in the knee on his last play against the Gophers. Lee has felt some soreness, though he hopes to ease into more playing time as the season progresses.

So he was hurt worse than I thought but seems to be ok, good. Now is not the time to "ease" into anything, it's Michigan and Penn State will need everyone to win.

Confidence is good - QUIET Confidence!!!

Of all people to make a comment that would make the Michigan bulletin board, I would least expect Evan Royster:

"We have to go there with a confident attitude," Royster said Tuesday. "It's not to make anybody mad or anything like that. We feel we are the better team, and we want to show we're one of the better teams in the country. We have to beat Michigan to do that."

Ok, not the "I guarantee a win" type of trash talk but could he have chose his words a little more carefully, it definitely got some attention.

When he was told of Royster's remarks, Michigan defensive end Brandon Graham responded sternly.

"Oh, he's just going to have to show it," Graham said. "They better come hard because we're coming. I just don't think they really know how much we've prepared and how much we've been waiting for this game since last year.

"If he feels pretty confident, he better prepare. That's all I can say."

Greeeaaaaattttttt. That's what Michigan needs in a series they won 90000 in a row: motivation.

All those years of yelling at the TV have finally paid off

On any given Saturday my friends have told me time and time again that the officials that are blowing easy calls working the game I'm watching can, in fact, not hear my screaming lines of incoherent expletives, but apparently SEC commissioner Mike Slive heard me.

The Southeastern Conference has suspended officials from last weekend's Arkansas-Florida game after the crew was involved in its second controversial call of the year.

Referee Marc Curles' crew called a personal foul on Arkansas defensive lineman Malcolm Sheppard in the fourth quarter as the Gators were rallying for a 23-20 victory. The league said there was no video evidence to support the call.

The same group of officials called the LSU-Georgia game earlier this month, which included a late unsportsmanlike conduct penalty the league said shouldn't have been called.

FUCKING A!!! It's about time SOMEONE steps up and says enough is enough. This was the first time the SEC has publicly suspended a crew. So why?

"I believe our officiating program is the best in the country. However, there are times when these actions must be taken….The entire crew shoulders responsibility for each play. I have taken this action because there must be accountability in our officiating program," Slive said. "Our institutions expect the highest level of officiating in all of our sports and it is the duty of the conference office to uphold that expectation."

This is a giant chocolate covered sundae of awesomeness and there's a big ass, sweet as pure sugar cherry on top of this baby:

The league said the crew's bowl assignments could also be impacted.

That's right motherfuckers you're doing the Petro Sun Independence Bowl in Shreveport Louisiana, bitches!

Suck…

on….

that!!!

Geeeee, could you see the Big Ten doing this? No fucking way, not with our worthless commissioner, no Mr. Delaney turns his head closes his eyes and says everything's fine.

God, this puts a smile on my face and makes my week, THANK YOU Mike Slive! For your efforts Mr. Slive, you are now the proud owner of the TNL Balls of Steel award. We salute you.

Molder of men

Joe Paterno has been a hero of mine since I was a small lad, not because he's a football coach but because he's a great football coach who seriously cares for his kids. He's always put the lives of his football players first and I've been a critic of his in the past but every now and then it's a good idea to take a step back away from the wins and losses and remember how much he means to Penn State. Sports Illustrated has a fantastic article on Joe Paterno you simply must read (got the link through Penn State's Facebook page btw). Case in point:

In 2000, something changed. In the fifth game of that season—a struggle of a season for Penn State—a gifted freshman cornerback named Adam Taliaferro dived headfirst to make a tackle against Ohio State. He broke his neck and bruised his spinal cord. He was paralyzed. Doctors said he had almost no chance of walking again.

Joe was heartbroken. He realized that in many ways he had lived a charmed life: A loving wife. Five healthy children. A job that did not feel like a job. And, feeling charmed, he drove his players, pushed them, demanded more from them on the field. Hit harder! Ignore pain! Be tougher! "The first time I ever saw my father cry was when his mother died," Jay Paterno says. "Then there was the time Adam got hurt."

God bless you Joe.

One great coach on the way out, another just getting started

Wrestling season is fast approaching, in fact the Intrasquad match (formerly the wrestle-offs) are on Nov 5th. You'll start to see a lot more focus on wrestling here at TNL as the season gets closer. The excitement is building to a feverous pitch right now and if you are a wrestling fan I suggest you get your season tickets now, I suspect a lot of tickets will be sold this year and next, and I also have a sneaking suspicion this will be the last year we watch the Nittany Lions in Rec Hall.

Cael Sanderson starts his inaugural season and there's definitely a feeling of change in the air.

Bubba Jenkins admits he wasn't even in shape at this point last season.

Each practice, even though the season has not started, has been harder than last year's most difficult practice, redshirt sophomore Clay Steadman said.

Sanderson is not only pushing the limits in the wrestling room he's also demanding discipline outside it.

The wrestlers were used to training for an extended period of time in the Lorenzo Wrestling Complex, but not spending a Friday night there for breaking a team rule.

Welcome to the Penn State wrestling team's version of Friday Night Lights.

The itinerary entails sweeping the filth off the practice mats with a broom, cleaning with a mop and running up and down the length of the four giant practice mats, paper towel in hand, to dry the floor.

After cleaning, wrestlers study in the bleachers of the facility, without any conversation, cell phones or iPods.

Sounds like you have to break some serious rules to get something as grueling as Friday Night Lights, right? Wrong.

It's something you don't want to get, but it's really easy to get," freshman wrestler Ed Ruth said. "As soon as you get it, you're like, 'I've got Friday Night Lights.'

Jenkins had to attend Friday Night Lights for arriving at a meeting two minutes before it started. Under Sanderson, wrestlers must show up five minutes before any team meeting.

That's right you get in trouble for showing up to a meeting EARLY, but not early enough. One thing is for sure, there will be discipline in this wrestling team.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Blog Chips

-BSD has his rundown of THE ohio state buckeyes and while Mike always does a fantastic job of previewing the Big Ten I'm linking this one because he's talking some serious smack. Mike is now the recipient of the TNL Balls of Steel award previously held by Mr. Paul H. Zeigler (who appeared drunk at his DUI court hearing) for having the "guts" to suggest that James Laurinaitis is "the most overrated player in the Big Ten if not the country." Big words man, big words. I'm sure the Ohio State faithful are planning your demise as we speak.

-I'm officially announcing that Terrelle Pryor will be a Nittany Lion. It's a lock. How do I know? Inside info? Family ties? No. In a Pittsburgh Post Gazette interview he said this:

PPG: Do you eat breakfast much?
TP: Cereal. Fruity Pebbles.

Fruity Pebbles: breakfast of champions

Sorry, but anyone that eats Fruity Pebbles and admits it has the demeanor to be a Lion. USC lives off of tofu and crystal meth, Florida skips breakfast in lieu of brunch and cocktails, Michigan eats gruel and the Buckeyes eat a combination of Styrofoam, cedar chips, and orphan babies. It's a lock – mark it down.

-Sean Lee is a crazed lunatic. At least on the field, according to fellow teammate Dan Connor:

"He's quick-tempered; just a wild man as soon as he gets the pads on," Connor said of Lee. "Off the field, he's a soft-spoken guy -- pretty quiet. But he's one of the most competitive guys I've ever met.

"If you're a lineman trying to block him and do your job, you're offending him and ticking him off and he's going to do whatever he can to try to put you back."

Do not attempt to block Sean Lee you are only making him angry and you wouldn't like him when he's angry. What about that missed tackle in the bowl game last year that turned a sure loss into a 42 yard touchdown run for LaMarcus Coker?

"I love hearing about that because that's something that fuels me," Lee said. "I'm never going to let that happen again."

Good to hear – now go have a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and hit the practice field. (HT: TINNOMJ)

-Lunchtime Update: Laschout.com a blog dedicated to “lasch out at the Penn State football world, one comment at a time” is reporting that all charges against Anthony Scirrotto will be dropped in the next couple weeks. Are they right? We report, you decide. Actually we report with an obvious bias and then chide anyone that disagrees with us, but that slogan isn’t as catchy.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Blog Chips

PSU Broadcaster Jeff Byers Named Broadcaster of the Year
Jeff Byers, the long-time voice of Penn State wrestling, has been named the National Wrestling Media Association's Broadcaster of the Year. He has been broadcasting Penn State wrestling since 1990. For those of us that follow Wrestling steadfastly we've come to recognize Jeff as part of the Wrestling program. Jeff announces the Big Ten and NCAA championship sans color man so he has the daunting task of keeping track of up to 8 matches at once some of which are in different weight classes. It's possible to have multiple PSU wrestlers on the mat at the same time yet Jeff does a seamless job of keeping you in tune with the action in each. I didn't realize it but Jeff also currently works for Fight On State magazine and the fightonstate.com website. Congrats Jeff, you deserve it. (HT: Elihu)

Imagine if they had to spell the Shenandoah River!
It really couldn't have happened to a more appropriate school, but West Virgin(i)a's NIT championship T-shirts had a bit of a problem, it seems there's no "i" in team and only two in Virginia; according to the NIT.

VU sports information director Shelly Poe said the NIT printed the shirts, and that even her inbred hic workers could spell the name of the state. Ok, I made that last part up. (HT: BSD)

It's Deja Vu All Over Again
As if Buckeye fans don’t already have a hatred of Florida, the Gators added fuel to the fire by beating Ohio State 84-75 in the NCAA basketball national championship game last night. It brings a smile to my face knowing an entire generation of buckeye fans will grow up hating two schools. Perhaps they can change their annoying chant to “we don’t give a damn for the whole states of Florida and Michigan.” Maybe they can get clever and combine the two and call it Flichigan or Morida. Yeah, Flichigan sounds the best. Whatever the case may be, rest assured that elementary schools all over the great state of Ohio are changing their Geography curriculum to include new maps.


Update:
BALLS OF STEEL AWARD
This has nothing to do with sports but it’s too good not to mention and hey, it’s a PA guy. For a story like this I’m forced to introducing a new addition to The Nittany Line: the TNL Balls Of Steel award – given to a person or persons displaying intestinal fortitude of Herculean magnitude or carrying oneself with a total disregard for the outcome of one’s actions.

The inaugural TNL Balls Of Steel award goes to Paul H. Zeigler, 45, of Glen Rock, PA. Not only was Mr. Zeigler charged with DUI, but our hero decided to show up to his court hearing for his (now first) DUI with twice the legal limit of alcohol in his blood stream. Police report Paul “appeared to be intoxicated” at the hearing and gave him a portable breath test. At twice the legal limit, I’m guessing it didn’t take an ace detective to deduce that Mr. Zeigler was drunk.

Judge: Mr. Zeigler are you currently intoxicated?
PZ: Fuuccckkk you juddddge and fuuuucckk tisss court. *sound of head bouncing off table as he passes out*

The TNL BOS award will remain in Mr. Zeigler’s possession until someone does something to snatch it away and let me say this: it will have to pretty damn good to beat this out.

Update Part II:
My next car will be a Zamboni
More from the world of drinking and driving: a New Jersey man was cleared of DWI charges by Superior Court Judge Joseph Falcone on Monday and his license revocation and penalties were overturned. The man was charged with DWI in 2005 after a fellow employee at the Mennen Sports Arena in Morristown told police the Zamboni he was driving was speeding and nearly crashed into the boards. Peragallo, 64, testified at his trial that he did drink beer and vodka, but not until after he had groomed the ice. However, he told police he had a shot of Sambuca with his breakfast coffee and two Valium-pills before work.

Several question come to mind - first off: how does one “speed” in a Zamboni? Those things go like a max of 5 miles an hour. Don’t you think you have a problem if you are taking a shot of Sambuca with your Cocoa Pebbles in the morning? Lastly, where do I get a Zamboni? That baby will be parked at my favorite watering hole every Friday night!

Sambuca: not just for breakfast anymore!