Wednesday, July 05, 2006


acronym: Some Drunk In A Bar - where most people get their information
Mascot of the team with the most bandwagon jumpers. To test if it's your teams fans, ask a random fan to name 1 of the starting linemen, if they can't answer: congratulations, you're it!

Hitchhikers Guide to Central Pennsylvania
(Don't Panic)
The following are words/phrases you may need to know if you find yourself stuck in the middle of Pennsylvania and need assistance.
  1. Road Apples - Dung left by the horse pulling Amish buggies generally at the side of the road where you are trying to drive.
  2. Youins - Plural form of you. Example: Are youins coming along to the jamboree? See also: You-uns
  3. Keller - The characteristics of light by which the individual is made aware of objects or light sources through the receptors of the eye, described in terms of dominant wavelength, luminance, and purity. See Also: Color.
  4. Twicst - [Twice -st] - In two cases or on two occasions; two times: I rewrote the essay twicst.