If I were Scott's lawyer, I'd use the "fumble fingers" defense. He can't even hold on to a football so how's he gonna get a bra strap undone? He's innocent!
Great point m1ek, they should just skip the trial and go straight to the electric chair. There's just no WAY he's innocent, just like those Duke LAX players...
...oh wait. Whoops.
I guess believing in due process of law makes me a superhomer. Okay dude, whatever.
The Rashard Casey parallel is this: They are both clearly guilty of bad judgement - enough not to play. (Luckily, with Scott, they've done the right thing). Casey stood by and let his buddy beat some dude into the hospital, let's not forget. Not worthy of criminal punishment, but worth riding the pine for a game or three? Damn straight. Likewise with Scott - we already KNOW he was out screwing around at 4AM on a football weekend, don't we?
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That's OK, our battalian of super-homers are going to remind us of Rashard Casey for the millionth time. Never fear, homerkooks are here!
If I were Scott's lawyer, I'd use the "fumble fingers" defense. He can't even hold on to a football so how's he gonna get a bra strap undone? He's innocent!
...or pleasure a woman? As much as he fumbles around, no woman could be happy with him – hey maybe that’s the complaint.
Great point m1ek, they should just skip the trial and go straight to the electric chair. There's just no WAY he's innocent, just like those Duke LAX players...
...oh wait. Whoops.
I guess believing in due process of law makes me a superhomer. Okay dude, whatever.
Dear anonymous coward:
The Rashard Casey parallel is this: They are both clearly guilty of bad judgement - enough not to play. (Luckily, with Scott, they've done the right thing). Casey stood by and let his buddy beat some dude into the hospital, let's not forget. Not worthy of criminal punishment, but worth riding the pine for a game or three? Damn straight. Likewise with Scott - we already KNOW he was out screwing around at 4AM on a football weekend, don't we?
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