Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius

The BBC (Buckeye Battle Cry) beat me to this and has his picture, but I’ll expound upon it.

Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Gaetano Sacco – Master Cinematographer. Mr. Gaetano Sacco – Master Cinematographer. You’ve got a camera, complete lack of competence and a YouTube account. What could possibly go wrong, crazysacc? Your dumbass attempt at documenting your perceived awesomeness or piss poor try at cinéma vérité accomplished what no one in the college football world thought possible and made Ohio State fans sympathetic figures in the eyes of Michigan. They’re like fire and ice! You’ve got a proud history at Penn State – bringing honor to your fraternity as Pi Kappa Alpha Vice President, getting hit by cars while drunk or being quoted in comically ironic titled articles like “Petition: Innovation too far, some say.” You don’t understand, it really is! So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh recorder of douchebaggery. You may only get a sip before you hurl it at a passerby, but if they came after you, you’d run like a coward. Mr. Gaetano Sacco – Master Cinematographer. Bud Light beer, Anheuser Busch – St. Louis, Missouri.

Feel free to search "Gaetano Sacco" here, the contact information may or may not be current. He's also available on facebook if you'd like.

*Update directly from Penn State University* – Investigation into video yields information

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

get over it shit happens you make it seem like that was the only incident like that to ever happen