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Does anyone feel like waiting for the press conference today is like an episode of 24 – you know just when they come back from a commercial with the clock pounding out each second and the quad-split screen?!?!

In other unrelated news: RUTS came across some good news – we made it man! All the hard work and terrible articles make us the blog we are – actually RUTS and BSD are the blogs that made it, I'm just the lazy S.O.B. that gets dragged along on their coattails. Damn it's nice to be the lazy, worthless relative! Now I know how Paris Hilton feels.

The Nittany Line: the Paris Hilton of blogs, baby!