Cool article by Matt Hayes from SportingNews.com... playing the "if I were" game and I thought it would be fun so let's give it a try.
If I were..
...Llyod Carr, I would run a play-action pass bomb, down the sideline on 3rd and 1, late in the 4th quarter of a game I was ahead by 1 and despite the outcome, turn to the crowd and flip everyone off....... at home.
...Joe Paterno, I would be dead, seriously who lives this long??
...Tyrone Willingham, I would wonder how F**KING Weis gets all the credit for the players I recruited, I mean where did he get that time machine anyway???
...John L. Smith, I would wonder why my players can play so good and why my coaches are "screwing it up!!!"
...Charlie Weis, I would come out of the tunnel wearing a biblical robe with hands stretched into the air and demand that the hordes: "bow down to your master!"
Go ahead and give it a try, it's Friday morning fun!
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If I were Mike Shula, I'd put on some old Baltimore Colts gear right before a Bama game, just to fuck with every one.
If I were Kirk Herbstreit I'd shag at lest one cheerleader from every game I visited for Gameday, just to say I did it.
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