Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Lift for Life teams announced

Don't forget you can help by donating to support your favorite player. BSD man crush Graham Zug has only raised $625 dollars! Where is the loyal BSD nation?!? You call yourselves football fans; you're going to let down your intergalactic leader. Along with Zug (who happens to be on the "We're Going In" team), the teams have been announced for Friday. There are always some clever names I'll just share a few of my favorites.

4th & Long
Jeremy Boone
Colin Wagner
David Soldner
Ryan Breen

-a bunch of kickers on a team called "4th & Long" is a rather obvious choice if you ask me

Three Men and a Frog
Pat Mauti
Dennis Landolt
Tom Golarz
Jesse Alfreno

-ok someone please explain this one to me, am I missing the obvious?

We're Going In
James McDonald
Kevin Newsome
Chris Colasanti
Graham Zug

-is that a question or a statement? I would have called it "McDonald's farm" myself

Rent Paid
Evan Royster
Larry Federoff
Josh Matzkin
Cedric Jeffries

-always a good thing

You Three & Dupree
Stephon Obeng-Agyapong
Andre Dupree
D.R. Refice
Pat Zerbe

-Obvious yet funny

Restretch McGloin
Matt McGloin
D'Anton Lynn
Andrew Goodman
Ryan Schere

-at least they didn't name it "McGloin Injury" that would be bad Juju

7 comments:

jd said...

a few commenters of BSD nation killed the Zug jokes (and others) for me. it's like my own little "i didn't do it" kid.

no, my money is going to Restretch. yeah, i realize that my rationale is pretty messed up.

Galen said...

You're just a big D'Anton Lynn fan?

jd said...

i'm into the whole brevity thing.

although i have no clue what the contraction "d'anton" is short for, i appreciate his succinctness.

The_JuggerNitt said...

Typically D' means "of", so my guess: Of Anton. I wonder if his father's name is Anton? (probably not)

jd said...

i asked d'anton about the name-shortenning.

he merely stated that his real first name is "as long as pi, and twice as complicated". further he stated that the correct pronunciation cannot be accomplished with "a human tongue", whatever that means.

Galen said...

cannot be accomplished with "a human tongue", whatever that means."

Sounds like some of the women I've met!

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