Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Tennessee Vols have secret recruiting weapon

Lost in all the hubbub of the introduction of the Tennessee Volunteers 21st coach Lane Kiffin is the secret recruiting weapon that Kiffin is bringing with him. Fortunately, we at TNL have an intricate web of embedded spies working for us in the SEC and we have successfully absconded secret photos of Kiffin's diabolical plan to unleash his new recruiting tool on unsuspecting 18-year old men. Here for the first time are pictures of Kiffin and his secret weapon:

Lane Kiffin pictured here with the best recruiting tool available: his smoking hot wife!

What high school senior is going to be able to say "no" to that!?! And that's not even a good picture of her! CHRIST, we are in trouble.

Feel free to insert any and all sexual explicit one-liners in the comment section like… I wish she'd volunteer to be on my staff… or it must be the vols because she's the only Ten-I-See… or my favorite… man I'd have sexual intercourse with her!