Beckham Introduced to Los Angeles, Jimmy Clausen Unimpressed

David Beckham had his first Press Conference stateside since joining the L.A. Galaxy in what prized Notre Dame recruit Clausen described as a “quaint” ceremony.

“I just don’t see what the big deal is,” said the freshman. “I mean, why is there so much hype? What has this guy accomplished? It’s not like he played quarterback at a private high school. Adding, why does he play ‘football’ with his feet? No hands? What’s that about?”