Thursday, January 18, 2007

Michael Vick Needs Some Munchies

Police are considering filing charges against Michael Vick because they confiscated his special water bottle at Miami International Airport. When asked to turn over said bottle, Vick was reluctant which aroused suspicion among airport security. He finally surrendered it which was found to have a secret compartment covered by the label that had "a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana," the police report said. The bottle was sent for analysis and the police are waiting for the results to decide if charges will be levied. Vick was allowed to board the plane where he ate 10 bags of Cheetos and took a long nap.

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