Monday, February 02, 2009

Happy six more weeks of winter!

Yes!! It's that time of year again, when we torture small furry creatures by ripping them from their homes and applying nonsensical superstitions based on the weakest scientific evidence.

Scratched face in 3…2…1…

Punxsutawney Phil "emerged" (read: was dragged from a deep sleep) from his hole and saw his shadow which somehow translates into 6 more weeks of winter. Considering this winter has been A) freakin' cold as Hell and B) started early, it's a safe bet to say that we are in a weather pattern that will carry this horrible winter on for a long time. That or you can believe the prognostication skills of a marmot rodent of the family Sciuridae, either way we're probably in this thing for the long haul.

Happy Groundhog Day from TNL!

Remember: don't drive angry!