JoePa Outruns Temptation

Erin Andrews chatted with radio host/potential Erin Andrews stalker Dan Patrick on his show today and talked a little JoePa.

Dan Patrick – When is it a nightmare for you?
Erin Andrews – Um, probably about four years ago, when Joe Paterno outran me.
DP – [Laughs] He’s got a bad hip, Erin.
EA – This was before the hip, Dan. I swear.
DP – Oh ok, so he’s 78 at the time and doesn’t have the bad hip and he outran you?
EA – and I’m 5’10”. Um, yeah, it was at the Wisconsin game. I really thought they were going another way and then when I realized, “Holy cow, JoePa’s over there.” I just started sprinting. I got to him. I grabbed him. He gave this forearm, Scott Stevens forearm shiver and I was like, “Well I guess we’re not getting anything. Ron, back up to you."
DP – But, but a lot of its…
EA – Stay classy, San Diego. But, yeah worst thing that’s ever happened, Joe Paterno outran me.


Paging, Oops Pow Surprise. Your genius is needed to properly dramatize this situation.


HANDS OFF, JEZEBEL!


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