Lots of people throwing in the mandatory 'get out and vote' rhetoric and I say screw that you can't make a difference anyway especially if you live in central Pennsyltucky. Now before you give me the whinny "but Galen if you don't vote you don't have the right to bitch," I'll just say don't waste your time, I don't bitch because there's no use, the system is so far broken there's nothing I can do to change it… even slightly. I'm certainly not going to be forced to vote for the lesser of two evils to run this country, no, I would rather abstain, keep my mouth shut, and watch as our great country falls further and further in the shithole. But you CAN make a difference, show your disdain and instead of going to the polls, go to your local bar and make a REAL choice for change, go vote for your favorite beer by actually purchasing one and drinking it. You'll be helping the economy and you can do it in the time it takes to vote (and there are no lines). Hell, you can vote multiple times if you would like, the more you vote the more you help the economy. You are fulfilling your civil duty and you'll feel better about yourself (at least until morning). So drink a beer and give a big middle finger to the system that is so hopelessly broke that anything short of a revolution will get it back on track. Hey, it's not likes Sir Spends-a-lot or Captain Underpants are going to actually make a real change anyway.
I'm Galen Swyers and I approve this message