Barry Bonds failed a drug test for amphetamines last season according to the Daily News. Under baseball's new amphetamines policy, players are not publicly identified for a first positive test, but get a 25 game suspension for a second offense. According to the Daily News, Bonds did not appeal the positive test, which made him subject to six drug tests by MLB over the next six months.
Here comes the fun part – Bonds, who is already under investigation for lying to a grand jury about his steroid use; says that he had taken a substance from teammate Mark Sweeney's locker which had the illicit drugs in it.
Let’s recap:
Bond’s evil trainer Greg Anderson hides designer steroids in Bond’s flaxseed oil and arthritic balm completely unbeknownst to Bonds, and now his teammate Mark Sweeney gives him a concoction with amphetamines and Barry thought it was a McFlurry. Son of a bitch these people are evil, I feel bad for Barry he has such bad luck with his associates.
Here comes the fun part – Bonds, who is already under investigation for lying to a grand jury about his steroid use; says that he had taken a substance from teammate Mark Sweeney's locker which had the illicit drugs in it.
Let’s recap:
Bond’s evil trainer Greg Anderson hides designer steroids in Bond’s flaxseed oil and arthritic balm completely unbeknownst to Bonds, and now his teammate Mark Sweeney gives him a concoction with amphetamines and Barry thought it was a McFlurry. Son of a bitch these people are evil, I feel bad for Barry he has such bad luck with his associates.
Careful Barry, those aren’t Skittles
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Yeah, and the blue ones give you boners!
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