Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Don’t anger the Beer Gods

From the far-out files, a man was killed early Sunday morning when some dipshit threw a quarter keg of beer into a burning barrel causing an explosion that sent shards of metal soaring through the crowd of 50 some people. 22 year old Sean M. Caselli was struck in the neck with one of the pieces of shrapnel and died later. Note to dumbasses everywhere: don’t mess with sealed containers especially around fire. The really tragic part is the guy that threw the keg on the fire probably wasn’t hurt at all.

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