Beer + hard liquor + machete + dumb people = Go State? And you thought getting hit in the head with a urine filled beer bottle was your biggest fear
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Penn State falls short, loses to Texas
No not in sports, but in partying says The Princeton Review, which is in no way affiliated with Princeton University. The Lions were 3rd in the “Lots of Hard Liquor” category, 6th in “Lots of Beer,” number 9 in “Their Students (Almost) Never Study” and 6th in “Students Pack the Stadiums.” What can we glean from this information? Walk up to the average student at a Penn State game and he or she is probably going to be a drunken idiot. Yeah, seems pretty damn close if you ask me.
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I see lawsuits all over this.
I have six years of undergraduate experience to back up Penn State's #2 ranking.
Pound for pound:Our preppy caucasian kids keep Milwaukee,Wisconsin; Kingston, Jamaica; and especially Bogata, Columbia in business. Then to not be ranked. Wow.
I've turned pro now, so I no longer count for Penn State.
On that note, I will be posting my tailgating beer choices tomorrow, it's a can't miss, stay tuned...
Cheap. Canned. Cold. My only three requirements.
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